marriage Vs. Arranged marriage ( SW engineers would love this)

Love Marriage	Arranged Marriage
Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to  movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.	Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The functions are added to supplement  the main program. The functions  can be added or deleted.
It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a  dynamic system and difficult to  maintain.	Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible
Family system hangs because  hardware (called parents) is not responding.	Compatible with hardware  (Parents).
You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.	You are a team member under project leader (parents) so they    are responsible for successful   execution of project Married life.
Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking ! food, washing clothes etc.	All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.
Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.	Product is sold on an as is where is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back!
Love Marriage is like Windows , beautiful n seductive.... Yet  one never knows when it will crash....	Arranged Marriage is like   Unix... boring n colorless...  still extremely reliable n robust.

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